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A short term investment that has gone bad.
Investing in GME is a very viable long term financial investment.
Means when a person penis is big or long and can break a girl vagina in half.
Hey Victoria guess what my shii long
Shane Long is Southampton FC's best ever player. He doesn't need to score to be good
Chetan: Who is the best player of all time apart from me in goal of course?
Raihan: Shane Long, he's way better than Penaldo.
Is The consensual act between 2 gay lovers in which lover A uses his silky smooth mouth to bring lover B to the point of edging. lover B will vigorously pull out to ensure he goes over the edge upon exiting the mouth, once exited he will offload his load upon lover A’s rock hard cock. Lover B then must comense the glazed long John act, in which he will suck/lick/eat his own secret sauce off lover A’s steel rod. Once the rod is spit cleaned and no reminisce of his cum is found upon the shaft he must recite the phrase “You really like your own brand.” Ending with a dramatic jumping high-five to embrace the true beauty of love.
I (male) heard my boyfriend say that he wanted to ejaculate on my sexual appendage and intake the residue orally so I proposed trying a “Glazed Long Jhon”
Long Gone Gulch is created by Zach Bellissimo and Tara Billinger
I was watching Long Gone Gulch on YouTube
Long Island is an overpriced overtaxed ghetto, crime is a constant fact of life no matter how high you build your walls but don’t worry getting a pistol permit only takes 2.5 years. The official past times of Long Island are drunk driving, shopping, sitting in traffic, eating shitty bagels, and returning cans to for money to buy bagels. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself here leave immediately before your wheels get jacked, but don’t go to fast or you’ll have 43 tickets in the mail from all of the cameras.
Me: I have to bring all this trash to Long Island.
Friend: you mean the dump?
Me: same thing
the place where all the real bitches live. the best part about long island is on a late night when you are bored, you can go get some All American and drive all night on OP.
“Lawnguyland, New york”
Long island is the best place to live. Represent!