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Kevin Costner

A guy some of us have convinced ourselves we look like, despite not being related to or knowing Kevin Costner, or being told once in our life that we were his lookalike. If that's not weird enough, we have convinced ourselves that we have convinced females at work that we looked like Kevin Costner, and that she can't tell the difference between us and Kevin Costner, even injecting a sample the DNA of Kevin Costner into our own blood so that we cant tell the difference between ourselves and Kevin Costner.

Guy at work- No, no, I'm not Kevin Costner, I knew you were gonna say it like everyone else always does, I'm just me.

Girl at work- Somebody told you that you look like Kevin Costner?

by Solid Mantis September 12, 2020


Kevin-Chantal

A Kevin-Chantal, especially a second generation Kevin-Chantal, is such a sweet and handsome man that everyone wants to get to know. His parents love him and are very proud of him. He mostly fails to make you laugh but Kevin-Chantal is always there when you need him. He is very calm when he is not enjoying a fine glass of gsprütztä wissä. A Kevin-Chantal can talk to you for hours without saying anything with real substance. Kevin-Chantal can be quite the head turner, but he is always loyal. He deeply cares about gsprütztä wissä and it can be extremely hard to earn it back once it is gone. A Kevin-Chantal loves passionately and once he has fallen for someone special, he would do anything and everything in his power to keep her/him. He always knows how to make you feel like the most beautiful and special Weisswein in the world. There is never a dull moment with a Kevin-Chantal.

Girl 1: look at that guy over there, he is really enjoying that gsprützä wissä.
Girl 2: wow, that's a Kevin-Chantal right there, wish my bf was more like a Kevin-Chantal.

by MGring July 14, 2021


Kevin Cooke

The act of tongue-punching someone’s fart box in order to clean it out and prevent infection.

We were camping and I had to poop but had no tp, so my friend Kevin Cooked my bhole to clean it out

by Sonej oderfla April 1, 2021


Kevin the Groper

A kid who gropes women and sexually harass them. Who also gives lap dances to old people.

He's gonna end up like Kevin the Groper

by Ejcolon March 4, 2019


Alvey/kevin

Plays roblox

Alvey/kevin plays roblox

by Kevin/alvey January 11, 2021


kevin clines

Kevin clines are for faggot ass retards who like a piece of shit style.

Hey i got Kevin clines aperal that means you are a retarded faggot.

by DeeezNutzzz January 18, 2016


Kevin Saunders

bich

Kevin Saunders is double bich

by Schmilly August 19, 2021