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The word tz is a state of mind oftenly used when someone has been sitting several hours in front of a screen.
Man, i watched 2 hours of mature porn last night. I was totally tz
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1) not really of or pertaining to meaning; a phonetic expression of the sound the teeth 'n tongue make.
2) can be applied anytime for any chat; a playful pause and/or interjection
1) ah! tz, sure let's go.
2)tz, heh :))
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A One eyed freak who is a very racist bastard against blacks uses the n word more than often his mother is the queen of hoes
TZ is unliked by everyone else
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beautiful blue eyes, blondish hair, kissable lips and a smile that will drive you wild. his laugh can fill your heart up with warmth, and makes you feel like your the only two people in the room. he makes my heart flutter and skip 3 beats. nothing is the same without him around. the smiles are weaker and the happiness is more dull. simply being close to him will make my day. theres not a day theres not a second that doesnt go by that your not on my mind. i love you zoey. and i love you so much infact that you lost the game<3
the game zoey. the game. you lost it. tz
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tz beef is the Chinese dish where after a long day the cook dips his cock in your beef stir fry dish. originated in stevens point.
Son: hey dad, what do you want for Chinese?
Dad: whats that beef dish i always get?
Son: oh, you mean the tz beef?
Dad: Yeah thats it, that sounds good. Love you son.
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Travel-Zombie syndrome (TZS), a type of social disorder, is a potentially disabling condition. People with TZS are plagued by an assortment of unpleasant symptoms that cause the afflicted to resemble the walking deceased. The social and professional ramifications of TZS can range from ruined business opportunities to damaged friendships and inappropriate altercations with strangers.
Symptoms:
- Unpleasant disposition
- Bloodshot eyes
- Reduced cognitive abilities
- Uncontrollable drooling
- Garbled speech
- Irrational outbursts
- Chronic neck fatigue
Very little research is available on TZS but some physicians and most flight attendants agree, TZS is very real. TZS is usually caused by long periods of travel in uncomfortable conditions with little or no sleep. In some studies, poorly designed travel pillows were noted to be a major contributing factor to the onset of TZS.
The only known treatment for TZS is the Travel Halo, www.TheTravelHalo.com.
Travel-Zombie Syndrome (TZS)
Innocent Bystander: "This guy was stumbling around yelling nonsense. Then he ripped apart a travel pillow, threw it on the ground, stomped on it and ran away sobbing."
Airport Security: "Sounds like TZS"
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