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The action of suicidally adding milk to your bowl before cereal, anyone who may use this method of Gordon Ramsay-ing is a bounty... get recked
The people who follow this act usually have something wrong with them as it is very abnormal, unnecessary and stupid.
Not only that, anyone who has the guts to pour milk in first can be extremely voilent, so it is best to stay as far away as possible from them.
“Did you see him pouring milk first?,” Taylor Swift exclaimed.
“He’s a hoe,” Gordon Ramsay replied.
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To jizz in a sandwich and give it to your Partner
I gave Megan a milk sandwich last night
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Shakes made out of milk and other things.
Person: "I want a shake made out of milk and other things. I think I will make a milk shake."
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When a girl sucks a guys cum, and then the guy sucks the girls breastmilk. The two then make out and swap the disgusting drink in their mouths.
"We ran out of sex positions and we were thirsty so we thought why not? Lets give ourselves a Milk n Cream"
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When you take a diarrhea shit and then jerk off and ejaculate into the shit. Then you mix it around with a spoon and or fork. You refer to this action as "Making Chocolate Milk."
"I'm gonna be Making Chocolate Milk all night tonight."
"Travis left for a bit, he's Making Chocolate Milk."
"I took a shit last night and started Making Chocolate Milk."
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*in order to do this you must be with a pregnant woman or a woman who recently had a baby*
When a woman lactates into a mans asshole, he must clench his buttcheeks, stand up, jack off and cum before any of the milk comes out of his crack.
Andrew: dude last night this chick gave me a Cambodian Milk-Shake.
Carlos: really did you succeed at it?
Andrew: no, i leaked, then her water broke.
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