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Having sex with a girl on their period and letting the blood dry on your peines
Oh my God me and my girl tried Rusty wooding it was great
An old worn out penis that is barely functional.
Last time I slept with my cousin he had a rusty ramrod, it was just as bad as a whiskey dick.
When a person goes to the Hair Salon to get their hair bleached blonde but the normal stylist off off sick, so they settle for the trainee Scissor Monkey who has never done it before - thus ending up with a Rusty Rinse.
Or when a Girl buy's a shit Blonde Colour off the shelf in Poundstrecher and gets her mate to put it on for her after 3 bottles of Lambrini.
Whos the new Ginger Girl in the office ? She's not new - Its Julie with a rusty rinse.
When a guy and girl do anal and she clenches so hard his foreskin tightens and squeezes his penis like it is in a pool noodle
We tried anal for the first time and she clenched so hard my foreskin felt like I was fucking a rusty poolnoodle
When you are bedding a gentlemen before his moonpay is accepted and you find out it didn't go through so you knock him out and send him to Gambia to dig coal.
John would have to accept that a rusty karony would be his only payment for Thomas's dip in the liquidity pool.
When you are eating ass, and the girl lights a fart on fire in your face.
"Dude, your face is burned! What happened?"
My girl did a Rusty Lantern while I was eating her ass.
Someone who likes to use the tradesman’s entrance.
Jonathan was very partial to a bit of rusty action with his lady friend