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1. The act of intercourse while a woman is on her period.
2. Fuckin' while she's on her period.
This is an old Sailor's phrase. It comes from the rusty-red color of period blood. And the slang term "screw" commonly used to refer to intercourse. It should also be noted that human blood contains iron, and its red color is due to an oxidation (or rusting) reaction.
Me and my boo had a rusty screw on the kitchen floor. It got real rusty.
A repulsive amount of ginger pubes above the vagine
“Did the carpets match the drapes?”
“Yeah she’s got a rusty taco.”
When you wake up with a stiff morning wood and have anal sex BEFORE you pee.
After the third alarm rang into the morning, it was clear that lazy Kathy was not going to get out of bed any time soon. An irritated Joe decided a rusty rooster might be more persuasive, plus he’d been scrolling through Facebook in bed next to her long enough.
Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.
The act of steering a boat with one's anus
he rusty tillered over to the island.
The act of girl squirting in a bowl of butterscotch candy by an old man, while he teabags her with a hairy ball sack.
Erin got caught by Raymond being rusty Walterd by Ron at the retirement home during Covid 19 Quarantine
Not to be confused with the rusty trombone or rusty bagpipe, the rusty fluegelhorn is a more esoteric sexual performance which requires coordination and dexterity due to the physical condition of the recipient.
First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.
"Hey Johno, what you up to this weekend?"
"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."
When you're getting a lap dance and they leave a skid mark
"I was at the Pink Udder last night and got a Rusty Lap Dance! I still can't get the stain out."