flippin them birds

to give someone the finger

i flipped them the bird when they called me a sexy b!tch

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Big Bird Cage

Function: noun
(military slang) An aircraft carrier (a warship with a flight deck on which airplanes can be launched and landed).

"I was lucky during 'Nam," the Marine veteran told me. "For the duration of my tour, I pulled sea duty on the Big Bird Cage."

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bird seed diet

An extreme diet that is often confused with a starvation diet and is mostly practised by men. A ''birdseed'' diet is a nutritional approach which involves unlimited calorie intake that consists of food only birds can consume, it is quite often combined with a strenuous workout program. People who go on the diet seek to get fit without restricting calories, it usually precedes a final ''blackout'' (eating junk to the point of explosion)a day prior to the diet. The ''blackouts'' persist during the diet everytime he/she is intoxicated. During the diet, ''blackouts'' can also occur when sober, especially when you eat something that isnt ''birdseed'' - this phenomonen is defined as the ''floodgate factor''. Given the factors that arise during this diet, it is deemed completely useless , unrealistic and torturous.

Jon: Hey Mark do you want some fries?
Mark: No thanks Jon Im on a bird seed diet,if birds cant eat it,neither can I
Jon: Why don't you just have a couple with your whiskey(beer isn't birdseed)
Mark: I cant Jon,that will open the floodgates
Jon: Suit yourself

Mark gets completely hammered after 1 litre of whiskey and blacks out on every peice of junk on the way/at home after a whole week of strenuous excercise and unlimited unappealing birdseed food

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shit bird

when a big giant rock lands on your foot! the first thing out of your mouth is "shit bird". It usally means you had a small stroke of instant bad luck.

ahh, "shit bird", i just didnt need that right now!

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Mama bird

Putting your own cum or a woman’s pussy juice in your mouth , swish it in your mouth, and then proceeding to spit up the contents into your partners mouth for them to swallow, like a mother bird

This nasty bitch let me mama bird her, I mixed my my cum in my mouth for me to spit into hers, and she swallowed!

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Puffy Bird

Large fluffy yellow bird that does lots of crazy stuff. Killed Buddha.

Puffy Bird is cool

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Baby Bird

When you take too big a big puff of cheeba and do the cough and gag, looking up, mouth open, tongue out, eyes watering.

Damn... Bill hit that so hard he gave himself the baby bird.

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