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A word used to describe someone who frequently smokes marijuana (a bong and/or a joint) causing laziness and memory loss. A 'Bong Donkey' can hardly be trusted with any task as they will most often have a massive fuck up.
I can't believe he burned his garlic bread AGAIN!! Almost burnt the house down! What a bloody Bong Donkey
She didn't get the job because she showed up late to her job interview the god damn Bong Donkey!!
donkey stew is when your mom puts raw meat in your pasta dish.
DANG mom u said you wouldnt donkey stew this time
When ur in the whomb and ur moms shit goes through the ambelical cord instead of food
My mom was giving my seven the donkey delux so we gave him up for adoption
A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.
Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*
A funny nickname for a clumsy, studdering obese guy, similar to Don Vito of Viva la bam. gets worked up over nothing and also may shit themselves and fart frequently.
you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom
smells like shit in here, Big donkey spank must have been here, he started studdering and cursing when I tried to call him out on it.
When a guy acts like such a reject and thinks he is getting over on everyone around him when in fact everyone knows what he is up to.
Randy: has anyone seen MoeZ?
Sobhe: he is in the back putting on a Donkey Show!
(Verb) to get something done with gusto.
Steve the Barbarian really did hatch that donkey last Wednesday when he slew that annoying mastodon for us. Let us bring him women.