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A fun game to play while urinating in a toilet/urinal.
where you pretend that your stream of pee is a fire hose and the water in the toilet or urinal is a forest that is on fire. usually more fun when drunk, as most things are.
Jim: i just drank almost a whole six pack and im ready to let the flood gates open.
Mine as well play "Forest fire rescue" while im in the john.
Jim's imagination: "were gonna need more back up if were gonna save those spider monkeys from this fire"
Jim: Ahhhh =)
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The insertion of a protected erect penis while covered in your choice of hot sauce into your partners anus OR in said case the "chili ring". this will result in a breakup and the victim not being able to sit down for a week.
Sally had a very hot sexual experience due to toms hot cock. Hence the term chili ring of fire!
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"A Song of Ice and Fire" is the the theme music from "Game of Thrones'".
Matt, my roomie, always plays "A Song of Ice and Fire" when he want to put ice cubes up my boy-hole and suck him off -- I can't push them out until he has a throat-gasm!
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the act of defecating on a red heads bush during or after intercourse.
Tom: How did it go with that red head Teresa last night?
Pat: It got really weird man. I did some really messed up stuff.
Tom: like what?
Pat: Well it involved putting a log on the fire if you know what I mean?
Tom: You took a shit on her bush?
Pat: Yeah
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Much like the chinese fire drill. you pull up next to a really nice car, convince them to also get out of their car, then you get back into the nicer of the two cars and drive off.
"Oh my goodness Jim, a Lambourghini! lets ditch this piece of shit civic and pull a jewish fire drill for their ride."
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I guy and a girl are bangin so hard and fast that the friction created provides enough heat for both partners pubs to light on fire. It is very painfull!
"OH GOD! We were bangin so hard we started a baltimore bush fire!"
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Stealthy language used to inform your roommate(s) that you'll be engaging in coitus in the house, dorm room, apartment, or shared hotel room. The request to vacate said premises for the entire duration of the shagging is assumed.
1. (Via text)
Friend 1: "hey bro i met this chick at the blackjack table. fire in the paint shed from 7-9 tonight."
Friend 2: "fuck you man, i have dinner with Candi at 8 and i still need to shower so i dont smell like cigarettes and booze."
Friend 1: "candi's a hooker, man. I don't think she cares how you smell. Only that your moneys green."
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