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When your dick gets hard while you're at the beach.
When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.
"Hey man come look at the crab I found."
"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."
"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."
"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"
"Easy, I just jack off before."
You can see how it benefits Tonya Harding to have friends that will intervene in disputes between her and other people, but it's hard to see how any of these folks she calls friends benefit any from the relationship, or being known as Tonya Harding's friends. It seems like you'd be guilty by association if you had ties to Tonya Harding, and eople knew about it.
The people that were called Tonya Harding's friends didn't seem too thrilled about the label.
a mentally or physically handicapped person on the censored internet
He wont get that. He is the biggest read hard I have ever seen.
Mentally handicapped person on the censored internet
What are you doing? You are the biggest read hard I have ever seen.
When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.
Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.
When someone is going all in on something making it look effortless with or without intent.
1. Did you see Chad racking up those kill streaks on Call it duty 217? Dude was going hard in the paint.
2. JK Rowling is so effortlessly beautiful she goes hard in the paint against anyone.
3. Tom Brady is the greatest of all time, guy didn't even have to try -- he just goes hard in the paint no matter what.
A member of the Hard ₵arls, the most elite crew of shuffle dancers. At Christmas, they're also known as the ₵hristmas ₵arls.
I saw the Hard Carls last night - them boys really know how to shuffle! Them Hard Carl boys really know how to shuffle!