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Shoddy building work done by an asian landlord on the cheap, usually by a friend/member of his family for cash on the side
"Excuse me mr patal, the boilers broke and its freezing cold in here, can you send someone round to have a look?"
"No worry mate, my brother-cousin do it for fifty quid mate"
"this is soo the house that abdul built"
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Phrase. A critical acclaim of sorts. Origin: Charlie Sheen.
1. A surprisingly positive compliment-- despite its negative imagery-- used to describe how awesome something is, like the ability to work hard AND play hard.
2. The awesome ability to think that you can play hard until you find yourself on 20/20 giving your version of a hooker story if you're Charlie Sheen.
Noun. The decision making process exercised by the U.S. House of Representatives. Origin: American Politics
Use as a phrase-
#1 - "Epic. Epic behavior. No, because after reading about that, then they observe a guy hitting every mark, nailing every line, every joke, with a full house screaming." -Charlie Sheen
#2 - "That new Radiohead song they made into a Beyonce Single Ladies music video meme is so 'with a full house screaming.' "
#3 - "That Jimmy Kimmel is so with a full house screaming. I especially love how he got celebs Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Sophia Vergara, Emily Blunt, and Lindsay Lohan to appear in the sketch, "Hottie Body Humpilates" on Late Night With Jimmy Kimmel in his show immediately following The Oscars with Tom Hanks whose "pushy stage dad" sketch based on Little Miss Sunshine was hilarious.
Use as a noun-
#1 - "Oh, no! They're at it again, that pesky with a full house screaming."
#2 - Urban dictionary only allows 20 tags what a bunch of with a full house screaming. How am I supposed to name drop in only 20 tags, what is this, Twitter?
#3 - Even Twitter gives me 140 characters. I don't know if Twitter or Urban Dictionary gives me a greater to chance to get a message out, supposing I had one. I wonder if either would work better than the response I get with a full house screaming.
Charlie Sheen, Full House, Bob Saget, Uncle Jesse, Olson Twins, Radiohead, Comedians, Comedians whether intentional or not
The loud house revamped is the longest fanfiction even beating out "The Sub Space Emissary's World Conquest" which was a smash bros fanfic that held the title for a long time.
The loud house revamped as tvtropes.org states "The Loud House Massive Multiplayer Crossover fanfic created by Jamesdean5842 and updated (almost) daily since 2017. It involves the author himself, referred to as J.D. Knudson, moving to Royal Woods in Michigan and meeting the Loud family, embarking on lots of adventures and fighting evil as Team Loud Phoenix Storm."
The fanfic has around 16,000,000 words
Hey did you know that The Loud House Revamped is the longest fanfic?
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When you put cocaine in a strippers butt hole and have her fart in your face, then you sniff it out of the air… You may get pink eye #dubup.net
I went to the syrup club lastnight and ordered a “White House Crawford”… Now I have pink eye.
Child conceived in order for the mother to (a) gain access to subsidised housing; (b) state benefits; and (c) avoid work for life.
1. How do you plead?
2. Your honour, I was a social housing baby
3. Case dismissed!
When you and yo girl are having sex, but you forgot an old grammar lesson, and she makes up a catchy song as she climaxes.
I was School House Rocking this chick last night.
Eagle Point Housing is a housing area at Fort Leonard Wood, Missouri.
The houses are built cheaply. The windows are shoddy, cheap, and installed incorrectly. Cold air seeps in the windows and the majority of them cannot be closed properly.
The front room upstairs is impossible to heat or cool. It is freezing in winter and blazing in summer.
There is one playground in Eagle Point for the children of Service Members to play on. This playground is filthy, with broken glass and litter covering it.
Thug teenagers hang out on the playground and terrorize family members and kids who try to use the playground. They talk dirty, curse, and refuse to let small kids play on the equipment. When you ask them to move, they curse you and you are hoping they don't know where you live and key your car...or worse.
Service Members and their families beg the housing company and the command of FLW to clean and maintain the playground, but it stays a dirty.
Other Military Installations have pools, or multiple playgrounds in their housing areas, and try to provide a decent housing area for Service Members and their families.
Not Eagle Point.
Also, there was a huge gang fight in Eagle Point last summer. The Military Police had the main road closed off and a ton of MPs trying to break up the fight. It looked like a riot.
"When I moved on post at Eagle Point Housing at Fort Leonard Wood, I knew that no housing situation was perfect and was just happy to get on post. But after my son got his bike stolen off our porch-(the second night after we moved in),my daughter fell at the playground and got a piece of glass in her palm, and we had to buy a space heater to keep our room warm because the windows don't close and it is 29 degrees out, I am wondering if that doublewide in Dixon might have been the better choice?"