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To generate the general quality of being awesome. Derived from the process for baking cakes in your mouth.
Dude, Barack Obama will put the heat in your mouth!!!
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When you are ready to throw it down and give it your all plus a little extra, regardless how fucked up it might be.
Dude 1: "So he was fucking with your girl right?"
Dude 2: "Yeah son! He's gonna pay!"
Dude 1: "You gonna show him up?"
Dude 2: "I'm gonna throw it down like shit in the mouth!"
Dude 1: "Holy shit dude, don't go that far, just knock him out, that should teach him"
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A blowjob is worth the value of two handjobs. Frequently used in negotiations by cheap hookers. Not to be confused with the meaningful expression involving birds and bushes.
HOOKER: "Okay you got two blowjobs and half a handjob, that will be $4.50"
DUDE: "What? That's a bit steep, I thought you told me a handjob was only a dollar!"
HOOKER: "Its fair. A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand"
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When someone says something so stupid/ ignorant, you ask them to please remove that dick from their mouth because they arent making sense.
Trevor= Michael Jordan sucks at basketball, Lebron is the greatest!
Me= Man!!!! SHUT UP! get that dick out of your mouth, you aint making any sense!
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To have a foul tasting mouth such as the dry foul taste in the mouth the morning after a hard drinking session. Reference is generally to the Australian aboriginal as they have very poor personal hygiene.
My mouth tastes like an abo's armpit
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Phrase used in American Wedding by Stifler.
On cake: Happy fuck day ass mouth.
Stifler: Thats pretty cool.
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to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.
mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.