reverse poop

This is the act of taking a poop, first and foremost, but doing it in a rather shocking way. Instead of sitting on a toilet the normal way, you REVERSE it. This is for the hardcore shit-master. Let me put it this way.. it blows peoples minds!

"hey watch this!"
"ha. okay what is it?"
(sits on toilet.. reversed)
"wayy.. waaaait.. WHAT? the FUCK? I.. I.. dont get it.."
"aaaaahh. this is the first reverse poop ever done in all of history!"
"I'm glad to be here for it. I.. I.. feel honored."
reverse poop

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tweaker poop

Dilapidated motorcycles, old computers, and other junk that represents a net waste-of-time and money to resuscitate for even the most skilled and diligent of DIY hackers.

In the dreamy eyes of the tweaker, however, this rusty lawnmower he found in a ditch represents an incredible sparkling opportunity to do a "fun" Burning Man project, or something of the like.

The project, however, never gets completed, and the rusty lawnmower gets stored in some community hacker's community workshop space, taking up space that would otherwise be used for more plausible projects.

"Tell Tim to stop bringing all of that tweaker poop back to the shop, I can hardly even get back to my welder without climbing over his rusty three-wheeler and the leaky row-boat."

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colored poop

What happenes when you eat crayons

When Alyssa ate crayons she had colored poop..........like tye dye

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poop Hat

A person who is being a real party pooper

"We all wanted mike to go to the biggest party in town, he said no, he was being a real poop hat by ruining our night."

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poop basket

One whom considerably embodies that in which a basket would/and or could be filled with poo.

A basket full of crap.

"Gross, you smell like a poop basket!"

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eat poop

when your shit gives you a hug by sticking to the toilet seat. which means when you flush the toilet the shit just stays on the side of the toilet seat.

poop: eat poop
guy who's sitting in the toilet: oh no, fuck, there's shit stuck on the side of the toilet
poop: now you have to use bleach for me to fuck off and go down the pipe.

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Power Pooping

The act of emptying ones bowels while listening to thrashy, hardcore, brutal, or otherwise rockin' music to enhance the experience.

Ray - "My iPod's charged, I'm ready to go to the bathroom!"
Preston - "What do you need your iPod for?"
Ray - "Power pooping, man. It's what all the rock stars and CEOs and shit do. You gotta try it!"

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