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Social farting

If you smell it, you are too close.

I was social farting and the guy next to me did not even blink.

by bombolini October 17, 2020


keyboard-socialism

A political and economic theory/philosophy where the keyboard production, distribution and exchange is regulated by the community and its marketing.

The market of keyboards have been monopolized, we need keyboard-socialism.

by Echg February 6, 2022


Socially penetrated

When people are mean to you and you feel offended

"I feel socially penetrated by that person"

by Malakez March 21, 2017


Social Masturbator

A person providing social commentary aimed at enforcing said person's superior knowledge and ethos of current moral / values and that which is politically correct. Social mastrubators are often failed / undiscovered political journalists and band together on social media where the opportunity to point out where a politically incorrect view is raised.

That tweet brought out social masturbators in full force.

by AJ Nel November 15, 2015


Social Media Expert

You... Your defense... When people come at you for posting things that they don't like... Is that you don't understand how social media works... So... I mean, you've said it on several separate occasions... Like, you said 'I'm still trying to figure out social media' because it's like a mystery to you or something...

Hym "I mean, like a social media expert is like... The response to the words you said... You really don't understand things very well. Like, the words you said... Coincide with need for a social media expert... So... Do you not realize that? Honestly, I don't even think you don't understand social media. Think you're doing what you always do and are just making shit up because people usually just let you get away with it. Like... Yeah. But not me! I don't do that. So, yeah."

by Hym Iam August 10, 2024


Social taco

A discreet way to call someone a dirty slut.

Alicia: Hey, did you hear about Becky's weekend?
Jessica: Yeah, she was a real social taco.

by PhishTank March 4, 2016


Social Studies

Another term of history. The most easiest subject to do, even more easier than eating lunch. Possibly the most useless and utter disappointment of what schools can do. If your period table has Social studies, lucky you. The only thing I properly learned was Sanskrit. Yes. Sanskrit. They focused on that one topic more than my family because it was the oh so inspiring language for everything.

Bro 1: yo, how social studies going along?
Bro 2: the most boring shit ever
Bro 1: you bet

by amazriel April 17, 2022