Soda social media

Trendy pop bullshit that hypnotizes everyone.

Ex: reality tv.

All of it is fake.

Did you see that merch it is amazing.

Wow her ass is huge.

I want to be a Kardashian Too so I’ll say merch and put tubs of silicone in my ass.

#Soda social media

Social Media Ban

Brilliant idea! I didn't use social media for the first 27 years of my life and LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT! I'M THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!

Hym "Yeah that social media ban for kids under 18 is brilliant because in like 13 years we'll have a generation full of adults who spent their childhood gestating in a solipsistic cocoon. It'll be fun to see what types of new horror they unleash upon the world... You'll have yourself an army of ME running around. Love it. Love the sound of that."

social-lifing

Doing activities of any sort with other people. Or dogs.

I did a lot of social-lifing today.

social switzerland

A person who is on neither side

"No social switzerlands allowed- pick a side"

Socially and Culturally Literate

An individual with a sense of personal, social and cultural identity.

Mr Mtashar’s 2018 year 12 Society and Culture class are very socially and culturally literate.

Social language

The language you use when:
1. being around other people, in order to create a specific persona
2. a specific circumstance takes place in which you can only use certain types of sentences in order to continuing upholding the society's standards

Person (A): I needed to use my social language in order to keep making new friends
Person(A): why didnt use your social language you could have avoided all the drama, you are in now

social mediarbage

Social media garbage.

Jane, my sister, spends a lot of time on social mediarbage.