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When you bake a giant donut and slowly insert it into your anus in front of a crowd, prompting calls of "Jesus Christ" and "oh my god"
In other news, I baked a giant doughnut and had tea with the vicar.
*not euphemism
another word for ballsack
STOP KICKING ME IN THE AMERICAN TEA BAGS IM GOING TO DIE
Often abbreviated PTL. The official Starbucks drink of bitches. Whether you're a college bitch, a yoga bitch, a basic bitch-- really, any kind of bitch, you'll fuckin love a passion tea lemonade.
Extra points if you order it without sugar.
I'm sooooo drained from yoga, I need an IV fluid of passion tea lemonade, stat.
To respond to a hater throwing shade or trying to rain on your parade
Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"
Your mouth after you have been tea bagged
Guy *takes balls out of mouth* "how's your bucket of tea"
the best drink in the fabric of reality itself and if you disagree you're just wrong
Aye can I get a cold arizona sweet tea