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It has taken years for scientists to do all the studies to thus prove that 1 + 1 is actually 2. After a long and hard (lol, long and hard) test involving one apple, than adding another. The tests were proven that 1 + 1 is in fact, 2.
White boy: Omg, this is so hard, could you help me with my math?
white boy 2: Errr, the answer to that question is. 1 + 1 = 2.
The follow-up to the 2007 epic game Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.
Again, this game will cause you to scream your mind out at noobs who go 1 and 22 in team deathmatch, or your friends who appear to believe they can beat you.
Either way, hilarity will ensue, but with better graphics and better weapons.
Modern Warfare 2 will completely decimate the other Call of Duty games.
Worst multiplayer I've ever played, but a pretty good campaign and side missions, nicknamed "Special Ops".
Seriously, the multiplayer online is terrible. Nothing but campers, "pros" with instant kill weapons that you must sacrifice your virginity for, and 6-year old children screaming at there mother to get them some chocolate milk.
Bob: Hey, you play Modern Warfare 2?
Tom: Yeah, the campaign is awesome, so are the side missions.
Bob: You tried multiplayer yet? I'm already a 3rd prestige level 65!
Tom: Nah, the multiplayer is pretty noobish. I played with some 7 year old who kept camping with the Akimbo Rangers.
Bob: Yeah, I hate those little bastards.
Diablo 2 Eye occurs after playing diablo 2 for more then 24 hours without sleep. Your eye first begins to get irritated due to lack of sleep and staring at a computer monitor for so long. Then your eye starts weeping, followed shortly after by swelling.
I Mf'd untill i got diablo 2 eye last night, but i found a shako so it was worth it
The infinity ward's cocky attempt at making a good shooter, featuring unbalanced guns, shitloads of hackers and a bunch of little 10 year old douchebags who will harass you for hardscoping and/or not using a sniper rifle
YOU: Wanna play MW2 with me?
ME: What? Modded Warfail 2? fuck that shit im going back to world at war
1. The sign that our Lord and Savior is coming, and he favors gamers.
2. The absolute BEST... GAME... EVER...
People who hate this game are: 1. Satan 2. Lieberman 3. Satan Wanna-Be's
Half-Life 2 was the most amazing thing I have ever played. It excels at everything. Nothing can stand against it.
On an unrelated note, I need a fresh pair of undies...
A tighter remake to the already tight "Kick, Push" that gives an even more introspective veiw to the true meaning of both songs
Kick Push 2 opens up with "Well the cops didn't fine him for grindin' tho/they kinda blew the vibe figured it was time 2 go/plus he had to be at home a long time ago/and he had made like ten dollars off the sign he wrote/