The act of shitting a malliable log while wearing a G-String with enough force to get it to split it down the middle resembling the tounge of a serpent.
"Center it up, the sides arn't symmetrical on that "Snake Tounge"."
A tiddie snake is a snake that lives inside a girls bra. Preferably if the girl has big tiddies. Tiddie snakes really like cute hats, lollipops and pizza. They also like to lick stuff.
Haver you seen my tiddie snake named Nugget? He is so cute, even though he licks me all the time.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release
A snake that lives inside your shoe and damages your foot. Typically found in Alabama
Gurben: "Ey billey theres a dilly snake in my shoe dargit!"
Billy: "As such in our cuntrey."
1. Inserting a penis into a snake.
2. Inserting a snake into an oriface for the intent of pleasuring oneself.
“Hey, why are you talking weird?”
“I tried to do snake sex and the python bit me.”
doing the snake means that you are trying to get with a girl who is already with another guy, this process can get very sweaty and stressful and sometimes awkward when approaching the girl but you will succeed leaving the other guy without his date at the end of the night
hey I heard you were doing the snake with liams date last night dude, nice one!
When two gay men one uncircumcised and the other circumcised dock their penises and then one or the other men masturbate both of them with each stroke using the uncircumcised persons foreskin. When reaching a climax in this circumstance the act of orgasming compounded with the near watertight seal of one cock inside another, often causes a sticky and unpredictable explosion of semen around the edge of the outer docked pensis' foreskin. Similar to the effect of holding ones thumb over the end of a water hose. This semen spray effect when Water Snaking it is often called a backdraft. Note, because pain is normal for the backdraft recipient, finishing first is often a race between the stroker and strokee.
At the end of their date, the two gay lovers masturbated by water snaking it. They took turns simultaneously stroking their docked penises until one "Back drafted" inside of the others penis.