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Mother's day is a day where everyone should say thank you to their moms. give gifts to their moms because of what the mother does on a daily basis. Cleans/buys groceries/pays the bills/buys you close/gives you a roof over your head/ext.
Happy mother's day mom I bought/made you some gifts.
The day is June 18. Our lord and savior Jahseh fell 1 year ago, so now its motherfuckin' JAH DAY baby!
Give all your energy to our savior by 1. Posting on all socials, "Happy Jah Day #LLJ, #RIPXXX, #BLESSGEKYUME"
2. Beating your favorite wife <3 3. Making sure you tell everyone you listened to Jah before everyone else.
Guy 1: Yo bro what even is Jah Day?
Guy 2: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT JAH DAY IS? YOU'RE SUCH A FILTHY ANIMAL HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT JAH, I LISTENED TO HIS MUSIC WAY BEFORE YOU DID SWINE.
Guy 1: O-ok.
george day is a pretty boy holiday especially created for the famous content creator, Georgenotfound on November 1st.
"alright Halloween is over, it's George day."
Everyone wears a hoodie of the opposite gender
“Caleb gave Kacey his hoodie because it is hoodie day.”
Bobux day is when it rains bobux from the sky it happens every 2 years on January 17th.
today is bobux day so we are going to get lots of bobux for free!
A day when there is a crap ton of fresh snow and a perfectly valid excuse to ditch your friends on the mountain
John: Roy your going to fast, slow down
Roy: Sorry... no friends on a powder day
John: Well I guess I’ll go to the chalet
The twitch user ranboo has a National holiday
Ranboo day is a new national holiday after thanksgiving