The action of leaving a social gathering to go home and take a shit, specifically on a Thursday.
“Thursday night beers! Where’s Kyle gone?”
“He went to Jacob it!”
The most sexiest person to ever step foot on this planet.
He knows how to make you laugh during a tough time in your life.
You know Jacob sezonenko?
That cute one?
Yeah that one!
Someone who simps for anime girls and runs a stupid podcast.
Quit being a Jacob Athens man
Someone who thinks they win at Touch
Footy games when in actual fact they lose every time
Most likely has a brother who he rats out to a group chat of gals
Nosey rosey
Alter-ego as an ugly, boring police officer named Gary
Jacob Crooks you sicken me
A black version of Jacob Sartorius, still just as repulsive.
"EWW! Lisa, look at that disgusting pig Jacob Nigtorius."
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
"Lets get the fuck out of here Lisa!"
The name of the most sexiest man alive , when he walks by all the girls they grow a penis and get the most pants throbbing erection. Jacobs also really buff from his pre workout and gym sessions with his friends Craig Kelly & Riley Kerr
Girl: OMG I got a BF
Other Girl : OMG who is it
Girl : Jacob Riley Downing
Other Girl : Holy fuck I just grew a dick and got a pants throbbing erection