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Valeries forever boyfriend and husband <33 he is my world forever and always! I truly would do anything for him.. he’s so sweet and charming and makes me heart full again! When i see him i smile and sigh happily hoping he’ll always be in my sight i love this guy with all my heart!^^
Jake <3 Valerie
A guy that lost his virginity to a palm tree
Did you see that weirdo on the news fucking a palm tree?
Yeah he must be a jake
jake is the name of a boy who will fuck you up. he will lead you on, make everyone think he likes you and bam, go out with another girl. he is incredibly good looking, has the bluest eyes ever, the softest hair, and could make anyone fall in love. he’s shy at first but once you get to know him, he is super talkative and a fun person to be around. someone’s it feels like you won’t get over jake. but you will. it just takes time. even though he made you feel like you were special. jake is a very cut off person and doesn’t share his feelings easily, which is why you thought he liked you. he acted different around you and it hurt like hell when he wouldn’t talk to you for a week... you guys did everything together. you guys always had fun together. you loved him, but he never seemed to feel the same way even though his fucking dad even thought he liked you. even though he wanted you to meet his family and hang out with him every chance you guys got.. he fucked you up and even though it’s been a few months and even though you guys never dated, it still hurts like hell. this isn’t a definition this is just a sob story.
“i think i love jake”
“that’s not a good idea.. he will break your heart”
Jake is a racist human being. He is rude, discriminative, and only likes straight, conservative, and rich people. He thinks that being transgender is a mental illness and he hates all first nations and thinks that all they do is complain.
First Nation: Hey look, it's racist Jake!!
Other First Nation: Run, he is going to verbally abuse us!!
the legendary Jake from flamingos diemart video where he killed Jake in Roblox with a sword a second or two later a loud bang was heard and the king truely felt fear for the first time
all right; satisfactory.
"everything was jake again"
Jake is a very sweet boy towards girls always eating salad and making jokes. Laughing with those two special girl that used to sit by him but got moved cause they talked and laughed too much.A lady’s man
Hailey:jake who do you like
Jake:I ain’t telling
(Three days later)
Jake:Hailey I like you
Hailey:Gasps
so basically, hes a guy who doesn't have time for study groups and doesn't give cranes.
A jake will say "what d you mean by study group?" "I don't have time for those"