A lover of magic mushrooms
Awe look at you rolling in the mud like a fungus muffin.
Someone who pursues people who have muffin tops sexually.
Some people are chubby chasers. But David likes them only that optimum amount of chubby, just enough for some muffin top but not enough to be huge. I give you, the Muffin chaser.
A small place on main street in medway where everyone who is too cheap for Starbucks but wants something more expensive than dunks goes. It has bomb ass muffins and coffee. But don't forget the muffins
I went to muffin house with a couple of friends yesterday and I have no regrets about the 4 muffins I ate.
Rare disease that causes mild to severe retardation, confusion of foods futher research is needed but is not known to be contagious. No deaths have been recorded
Shes got muffinitis because she bought apples when she was asked to bring onions
A person who is technically over-weight or considered fat by social norms, but when you see them, you don't think of them as fat.
"My friend Hannah always says she's fat, but I really don't think so. I guess she's a tufted muffin".
the act/movement of rubbing a muffin in a up and down motion on ones body
chocolate muffins are preferred
hey babe how do you feel about some muffin rubbing tonight