Nut Nog

The combination of male load and egg nog.

Nothing says Christmas quite like a cup of fresh Nut Nog...

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Fart Nuts

When you go to suck on some dudes nuts and it tastes like a dank fart.

Friend: "How did last night go"
You: "Good, until I went down on him. I tasted nothing but fart nuts. I almost puked."

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nut squeezer

n. someone or something that constantly fucks people over or causes them trouble.

n. a troubling situation.

v. to fuck someone over (Technically called "to nut squeeze". Past tense "nut squeezed" )

1) "Jordan is a nut squeezer!"

2) "Man, I have a 5 page essay to write by next period, this is a real nut squeezer."

3) "Jordan really nut squeezed me last night when he told the cops where I live."

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Butt nut

When someone likes your bootay and suddenly you shit on their face

Kasandra was licking me asshole when suddenly she hit the perfect spot and I pooed in her mouth it was the best butt nut I’ve ever done

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Nuts for Butts

1. A term used when one's outlandish behavior has exceeded the proper usage of "crazy" or "nuts".

2. Can also be used for one who is a frequent admirer of the buttocks region of the human body.

Individual 1:"I'm going to watch Twilight. Want to come?"

Individual 2:"HELL NO. You must be out of your damn mind. You are NUTS FOR BUTTS."

or

Individual 1:"Dayyyuumm that boi is hella fwine riiigght?!"

Individual 2:"Nahh gurl you are just str8 up nuts for butts"

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nut butter

What a stripper told my dad that she enjoys. She said "I don't like it when guys wash up the area between their balls and ass too well because it gets rid of their nut butter and I like a little nut butter."

Pretty self-explanatory isn't it?

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nut bus

The short bus that brings the retards to school.

Hey Billy! Lets throw these spoiled cups of tarter sauce at the nut bus!
Yea! Sounds like fun!

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