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feed your favorite black person some cereal today on September 28th if you are not a POC. WHY you may ask because reparations need to be made one way or another.
hey did you know today is "national feed black people cereal day".
only racist don't feed black people cereal on "national feed black people cereal day ".
1: When it's far too hot to be comfortable. 2: When you walk between rooms or into a building and there is a sudden and drastic temperature increase.
Arizona in the summer is hotter than 3 fat people fucking in a sleeping bag.
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they always say how nostalgic the 90's were and say how they want to go back to the 'good times' even tho they dont know shit
they also talk shit about people born in the 2000's even and act like they are better even tho they are 1 day away from the 21 millenium
people born december 31 1999 to someone born january 1 2000: HAHA GET BETTER KID I WAS BORN IN THE 90'S YOU WERENT
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If you are dumb enough to be insulted by noob, then you are a fucking moron too. I want to shoot the motherfucker in the face who came up with noob. All the dumb motherfuckers of the internet world think they are gay when they say it all the time. I say fuck them, and shut the fuck up you stupid bitches.
John says, "im 1337 noob"
Rob pulls out his penis and begins to pummel John with his cock in the best Danza slap ever, and says, "Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, people who say noob are fucking morons"
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Sarcastic way of saying that what you are told is absolute nonsense, unviable (not capable of succeeding, esp financially "the pit had proved economically unviable"), or unpractical.
Sure... me too... I see dead people having orgasms.
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"I don't hate the people, just the government" is something people say when they want to make prejudiced, often racist, comments about a country and its people based on zero evidence. For some reason that cannot yet be explained, the people who use this line almost always say stuff that would cause others to think they hate the people.
I don't hate the people, just the government. That's why we need to ban the Chinese from coming to our country until they become civi... I mean democratic. We'll call it the Chinese Ex... Anti-Communist Act.
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literally kick tall people day again on May 4th because one anti-tall day wasn't enough 😂😍🔪
me looking for the straights on kick tall people day pt 2: 😐🤨🔎🕵️