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An inverse cock block. The act of a wingman facilitating crumpification (see crumpify), except the hookup against all wishes; being made to crump someone you have no desire to crump.
Ben was just hiding in the room, while his roommate yelled out the window to a fugly. Before Ben knew it, she was up there and he could do nothing but crumpify. His roomate sat in the other room, grinning like a kid in the candy store, because he knew he just completed a huge reverse cock block.
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Gently stroking the back of a woman’s hair, while making sensitive love to her missionary style.
Example:
Baby, you want me to put some Al Green on before I give you the Ol’ reverse greenwood.
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The most powerful comeback that outlaws even the invincible No U. No U is the offspring of the Uno Reverse Card.
It some weird shit
Person: Ur mum a gay whore that eat dick
You: *holds up Uno reverse card*
You: No u bitch lol
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A loving teabag where your body is placed forward toward the face of your lover so you can see the love on his/her face while you gently drop your balls into her mouth and as you see a look of sheer joy on your lover's face you take a monster dump on his/her chest and yell SURPRISE!!!!
I loved Jane so much that I wanted nothing more than to teabag her, but when she rejected me I drugged her and gave her the reverse teabag surprise.
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It's reverse cowgirl but you are eating out someone's ass.
That girl loves getting dirty with the reverse Pillsbury Doughboy, she's one kinky butch.
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Slide your fist into someone's asshole and spread all your fingers out all at once.
Much like the regular hand grenade, but instead of using a vagina, you are using an ass hole.
"Did you hand grenade that chick last night?"
"No, but I did do a reverse hand grenade!"
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It's just regular sex with adults.
Bob: "I heard you and your new girlfriend last night. What in the Hell were you doing?"
Bill: "Oh you know, The Reverse Michael Jackson."
Bob: ?????
Bill: "Sex, Bob. With my adult wife."
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