April 12th

All the best girls are born on this day. Plus they’re born under the sign of Aries. They’re such goddesses, get yourself a girl born on this day and you’ll be the luckiest in the world.

“Omg! It’s «April 12th» today! It’s my girlfriend’s birthday!!”
“Ohhh man, you’re the luckiest person I’ve ever met!”
April

April 12th

Da real kook Brooke’s birthday so turn tf up!!

Yo it’s April 12th we gotta take hella shots

April 12th

National Elbow Touching day

we can only touch elbows on april 12th, but we can’t tell anyone

april 12th

give ur friend named ray a brownie today

"hey ray! its april 12th! national give ray a brownie day! want a brownie?'
"yes"

April 12th

worldwide send your bf a pic of his name on your thighs

bf:hey you know its april 12th
gf:oh yeah. give me one sec.
gf:image sent
bf thank you baby.

April 12th

April 12th is suck a best friends dick day

You: Hey Sam, it's April 12th~
Sam: Suck a best friend's dick day~?
You: Yep! Let me suck your dick~
Sam:Then come here~

April 12th

National "I'm bouta glum" Day. Exists to celebrate the existence of the popular adult content creator "Dreamybull", using his popular quote "I'm bouta cum", but switching "cum" for "glum" as to keep the original meaning of the word but make it possible to say in public without arousing too much suspicion from onlookers.

Person A: Dude, I'm bouta glum! Happy April 12th!

Person B: Wow, I can't believe National "I'm bouta glum" Day's already come around this year!