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The congealed blood, fluids, and tissue that accrues overnight when a woman is on her period.
I thought I would get lucky when we woke up together, but I got a mouthful of morning burger instead.
When someone poops inside a female vagina
"I made a Biscuit Burger the other day"
"Oh really? How'd it taste?"
"Like an Arby's bathroom"
An autistic concoction where you put peanut butter (preferably Jif brand) into a cheeseburger. Extremely vile and only consumed by inbred southerners
Bob: Dude wtf is that?!?!?
Jerry: it's a jiffy burger
Bob: Bro that's autistic and ruining a good burger
Baxter: Yo bro, I’m so horny I think I’m gonna do a sugar burger
Chester: What the fuck is a sugar burger?
Baxter: You see this Twinkie bro?
Chester: You are fucked, Baxter
You aaaron drunk at a house party and end up having a threesome
I was really drunk and had a Quick Burger.
A term (noun) derived from the 1990s to early 2000s which explains the acquisition of free burgers from a fast-food restaurant/take-away (I.e.: McDonalds et. al.) due to a loop-hole of policy in selling already prepared burgers that had surpassed a particular amount of time of which could be sold to the public. A consumer could then take their dog and request 'doggy burgers' (old burgers) which would be able to access upon request when making a regular purchase (sometimes restricted to drive-thru only).
I'm going down to get some doggy burgers!