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A special kind of specimen who specifically devote their lives to following a certain god known as Pewdiepie. As part of their cult, you must spam other channels with cringey comments carrying their lord’s message and also supporting Pewdiepie through thick and thin.
Person 1- Hey, do you watch Pewdiepie?
Person 2-Hell yeah I do, I’m part of the 9 year old army
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Good, clean, all-American anal fun!
Come to my place. We can eat Cheetos while having some good old-fashioned buttsex!
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Coffee that has sat around for hours or even days and is reheated and consumed. Reheating is optional.
"I needed a pick me up after dinner so I had some dirty old man coffee I made this morning"
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Members of pewdiepie's fanbase: also known as bros.
Person 1: Hey are you a part of the 9 year old army
Person 2: No
Person 1: Subscribe to pewdiepie
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A school in Lemont where literally every rich kid steals money from their parents, and spends it at Starbucks on fridays. Every kid that isn't rich but popular spends all their parents' paychecks trying to look rich and stuck up as fuck. (No wonder why they aren't rich.) The teachers load the kids with so much homework but don't teach them properly, so it's probably hard as fuck to do the homework in the first place. The popular girls parade around in their slutty outfits with coffee from Starbucks because Dunkin' Donuts doesn't do jack shit for them, and the boys try to impress the girls using money that they probably stole from their parents. The parents complain too much about electronics and yet they give their children electronics to use.
Person 1: I went to Old Quarry Middle School.
Person 2: That fucking blows.
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The type of Goth, that actually has a religion, often can be Satanism or Witchcraft. They listen to more gothica and black and death metal. They are closer to a metalhead than a third definition Goth. They are the types who often have long hair, dreadlocks, capes and doc martens, more kind of "The Crow" style dress. They are not depressed, they are the kind most likely to smile or give devil horns in a picture than the sterotypical apathetic Goth look.
***In a photo***
Tryhard Goth chick, pretty much an emo, wearing tight black jeans and a band shirt, looking sadly into the camera.
Goth chick, wearing a long, flowing, dark, scarlet purple and black velvet dress, glancing at the ground.
Old school Goth guy, wearing an upside down crucifix necklace and cult jewellery. Wearing a black cape and big doc martens, and black spiked pants. He is sticking his toungue out a throwing the devil horns
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Of a crappy nature; not refined or developed; poor quality; shoddy
I only got to first base with my Old Timey date last night.
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