Usally a douche, who is extremely good looking and uses it to be a fuckboi as much as possible.gets drunk and high all the time with his fellow shlong bros and gets girls when ever he wants because he is sexy as fuck and has giant muscles and a big cock. Uses protein to get fucking huge and eats pussy like a G. Most likely to join a frat in college and already dressed like one.
Every girl ever: Damn the Shlong bros are so sexy and have giants Cocos.
Shlong bros: Shlong bros for life dudddde!
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The "Bro Switch" is the figurative switch that one would "flip on" so that they don't find their friend's partner sexually attractive.
"I would find her attractive normally, but since she's Myles' girlfriend, I have my bro switch on."
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Someone who is insensitive, arrogant, dumb, annoying, etc. It is pretty much a nicer word for douchebag
Man that guy pisses me off, heβs such a dude bro.
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Your friend who has been with you through thick and thin. Often having your back. He is the ultimate bro.
I know he got my back, he's the bro lord.
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An older version of a fuckboi, usually in his 20-30's, who exists purely to seek the validation of others by promoting himself without humility. Obsessed with the Forbes power lists, he relentlessly speaks on panels in the hopes of one day making an appearance. He uses his Instagram as a resume, posting photos on somebody else's yacht and standing in front of somebody else's car, with a quote about how you can get anywhere with hard work (no mention of his rich family is mentioned). A panel bro often wears basketball shorts, Nike shoes, a hoodie and a baseball cap to hide his balding head.
Scooter Braun is a panel bro.
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A attractive Looking Stud/Dike that's Pretty but you respect she one of the Guys..Created By #IamSuckafree
What's Up Bro Boo Where the Hoes at?
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To write "Cool story bro", as a reply to someone's post or thread, usually as a mark of trolling.
Were you just bro-bombing me?
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