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Used as an insult to another person referring to that persons 'bad joke'.
Boy: I know the answer to that question!
Insulter: Take a seat, queer!
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When a guy may be suffering from an STD and needs to get it checked out by a doctor.
Man, I was with some chick and now I'm itchin'. I think I need to take my pet to the vet.
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referring to to proclaim one's actions or words as coming from the Judaeo-Christian God when in fact the actions or words are not from God at all. Reference Exodus verse similar to "You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God".
This commandment has nothing to do with the phrase "God dammit" as many superstitious simpletons have comes to believe.
Examples of taking the Lord's name in vein are:
"God told me that you should let me marry your 13 year old daughter"
"In the name of Jesus, I command you to . . "
"God sent me to do this"
"I am on a mission from God"
"God told me to tell you to send in 1 million dollars, operators are standing by."
"God hates fags"
"God hates America"
"God caused natural disaster A, B, C to punish group A, B, C"
"God told me blah blah blah"
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When you feel the need to top up your generous annual leave, and bank holidays with some extreme sick leave.
This is the "Take an Uta holiday"
After her 2 week holiday Susie decided that she was unwell and needed an extra week off, to relax before she took her next holiday in two weeks time. After that holiday or even before she would also Take an Uta holiday.
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A drinking game first played on the Titanic. One guy and three girls pour shots of cheap vodka (minimum of 3). Everyone takes shots, and after shots are consumed, the guy take a swig from the bottle. Then the guy picks a girl to make out with. Repeat if desired.
Hey ladies, you want to play My Heart Will Take Shots?
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A special burger that's served with mango
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It Takes Two to Mango Burger, you should try it!"
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The other night at the bar I couldn't get anyone to come home with me so I decided to go home and take care of the furry gentleman.
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