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Are Led strip lights worth the money
led Strip lights have become very popular among the diifernet types of users.
When you’re banging a chick outside at night , you got her doggy-style. You can a firefly as it flies by, and stick it in her butthole.
As in, “I gave her the ole Albuquerque Back-up Light last night in Anderson’s hay field, it was awesome watching the glow on her perfect apple bottomed ass!”
The action of tying your female partner up with christmas lights in bed. Then continuing to have sex by inserting a glow stick into her vagina repeatedly. Instead of using lubricant, glow in the dark paint is used. When the female climaxes she leaves a glow in the dark night light all over the sheets.
Lastnight I gave my girl a night light, she loved how it glowed.
A night light makes light in the dark. Pretty cool right?
I will turn off my night light because it's day. Oh well gotta get to work real quick.
Lighting up before going to bed.
"Hey dude, how was your night?"
"It was good, did a night light and then passed out."
A theoretical unit of measurement used by NASA and related illuminati "scientists" to sell you a completely false cosmological paradigm.
Nasa Scientist 1: I can't wait to rip off tax payers with the heliocentric bullshit.
Nasa Scientist 2: Yea it'll take these dim wits several light years to get the joke.
Nasa Scientist 1: yea lol, wankers
Person A: What is a lightyear
Person: B: Light year is the only way to measure the size of ur mother