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I walk to school both ways

Used usually by Asian parents, trying to show their children how hard it was for them, and also defining the laws of physics where they will also say “When I was your age, physics wasn’t invented yet.”

“You kids have it so easyyy I walk to school both ways, uphill, one one foot, my other one was starting a business.” -Steven’s Dad

by I walk to school both ways March 14, 2022


Walking Blackout

When you black out from alcohol consumption but still continue to function(Walk, talk, act normal) with no memory of the events after the blackout -- caused by drinking a large amount of alcohol in short span on an empty stomach or mixing alcohol with benzodiazepine based medication.

1: Man the last thing i remember is getting out of the cab at that Irish Pub
2: We went to three other bars and the movies after that. You don't remember licking the glass at the ticket booth and almost getting escorted out by security?!
1: Shit man... I guess i was having a Walking Blackout

by zerogroup November 28, 2018


walking the mouse

When a woman wears a loose fitting shirt without a bra.

It's so obvious that Sarah is walking the mouse.

by DirkDiglett January 31, 2015


Rankin Walking

To walk next to someone and repeatedly bump into them by accident.

I have a fucking bruise on my arm because she kept Rankin Walking

by Anonymous123455 October 3, 2007


butt walking

The term was coined based on the fact butt walkers walk as though they either want to be in your butt, or have you in their butt, and walk trying to catch you, or themselves, in it.

Yo, this dude keeps zig-zagging and changing his speed while walking in front of me... total butt walking.

by ##########17 March 1, 2011


Walking My Fish

A classic excuse to use when you don't really feel like doing something.

"Sorry, I can't hang out, I'm walking my fish today"

"Oh no, I forgot to do my homework last night, I was so busy walking my fish"

by Pialinist July 22, 2024


walking fetus

What a young woman or man calls a preteen

That walking fetus thinks she's (or he's) cool lol.

by I knowledgepeople March 30, 2017