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Agreeing or volunteering to do something that might ruin one’s reputation because it’s worth it nevertheless.
Friend: I read some people dip their Oreos in ranch.
Me: I’d fuck that goat.
While fucking, withdrawing the cock completely out of the pussy, then thrusting it back in at full force and the pelvises (pelvi?) collide.
While Jay was fucking Sophie, he pulled his cock out and rammed it back in with a Burst of Fuck.
Clapping only with middle fingers to show your love and respect.
Dude, that was so gross. You deserve fuck claps!
A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.
Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.
Ambush fuck: (verb) to ambush a past/present partner in *consensual* sexual activities.
eg. I'm going to ambush fuck John; he has no idea what's coming.
When someone says something blatnetly obvious.
“I know you’ve quit and don’t really care but..”
-Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel.
When a fussy control bottom (gay male) schedules and hosts group sex or an all out orgy, then during or afterward openly attacks as the victim anyone who got dick where he did not.
Well I guess y'all are making me the third wheel here. Maybe I should go for a walk or something even though this is my apartment.
Response: Dont fuck shame me bro! Go hussy it up at Flex and whine to them bitches!
Also fuck shamed, fuck shaming, verb.