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When someone suggests trying something new and you’re low key down to get after it, no questions asked.
Friend #1: “We should do a shotski at the top of the double black diamond run.”
Friend #2: “Shirtless.”
Friend #3: “I’d fuck that goat.”
Agreeing or volunteering to do something that might ruin one’s reputation because it’s worth it nevertheless.
Friend: I read some people dip their Oreos in ranch.
Me: I’d fuck that goat.
While fucking, withdrawing the cock completely out of the pussy, then thrusting it back in at full force and the pelvises (pelvi?) collide.
While Jay was fucking Sophie, he pulled his cock out and rammed it back in with a Burst of Fuck.
Clapping only with middle fingers to show your love and respect.
Dude, that was so gross. You deserve fuck claps!
A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.
Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.
Ambush fuck: (verb) to ambush a past/present partner in *consensual* sexual activities.
eg. I'm going to ambush fuck John; he has no idea what's coming.