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While most Marines are genuine, this type goes on a PCS while his wife is pregnant and critically ill and in the ICU. He doesn't tell his subordinates about her condition bc that would lose his position to be a Marine Fuck.
He gets to his new duty station (San Diego in this case) and fucks every girl in his apartment building, his coworkers, and numerous bar whores. Covid happens and wife is unable to travel, making Marine Fuck feel mightier than tho. All the while convincing his wife, who works a full time job, raises their now 4 children, to stay behind bc he is focused on "making rank and going to school."
Wife finds out about husband's affairs after testing positive for STDS.
Marine Fuck tells all his whores he's a poor pitiful single Marine "raising kids". . . . Which are all lies to drop the panties and introduce them to a world of diseases. ✌️
I was married to a Marine Fuck for 12 years before I found out.
When someone says something blatnetly obvious.
“I know you’ve quit and don’t really care but..”
-Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel.
When a fussy control bottom (gay male) schedules and hosts group sex or an all out orgy, then during or afterward openly attacks as the victim anyone who got dick where he did not.
Well I guess y'all are making me the third wheel here. Maybe I should go for a walk or something even though this is my apartment.
Response: Dont fuck shame me bro! Go hussy it up at Flex and whine to them bitches!
Also fuck shamed, fuck shaming, verb.
Names with S gotta let ‘em Fuck the shit outta you. let em fuck whenever they want
names starting with s gotta let anyone fuck from the 12-20 let them fuck
Usually fucking pants happens after a heavy night of alcohol drinking. Some urges can not be contained by a zipper. First you get hammered then you get nailed. Can also be alternative for the word "fuck".
It's looks like she has her fucking pants on, hopefully she gets everyone some tonight.
I hope these boys are still awake, I got my fucking pants on.
All my hay days friends are fucking pants!!!
When a lesbian at an all women’s college gets fucked by an array (usually 7 - one for each color in a rainbow) of individuals with various nationalities and cultural backgrounds.
Woah, did you hear?? “Tire” got the gift of a Rainbow of Fuck You’s last night after the poetry slam.
Someone you agree to have sex with if you haven’t before the age of 16.
‘Dude, I won’t be a virgin on my 16th. I’ve got a safety fuck.’