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The offspring of uncle dads. In other words “keeping it in the family”
I got to see my uncle dad today and see my brother cousins.
National brothers day October 3rd💙.
October 3rd you tell your brother how much you love them and tell them happy national brothers day💙.
Your gonna be good bro! Don’t be sad. You’ll be out there kicking butt in no time.
My brother hurt and can’t practice
Same thing as a sugar daddy, but the age gap is smaller.
Girl 1: I got myself a Cinnamon Brother
Girl 2: What's that
Girl 1: It's a Sugar Daddy but the age gap is smaller
A revolting experience described as follows.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
You've become a kind of an eskimo brother with another brother.
There is no female equivalent.
Eskibowl...Eskibowl brother...
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Guy- Sometimes I get the feeling like you've been fucking my imaginary brother, but then I think its my imagination and there's no way you've been fucking the midget fuck.
Guy's ex-fuck buddy- You're wrong about him, the five foot nothing guy is not your brother, but he's also not imaginary and he really does have a bigger cock than you do.
Guy- I'm gonna have to find him.
Guy finds other guy:
Guy- She says you have a bigger cock than me, I'm gonna have to cut off just a teenie weenie bit of it.
Other guy- What the fuck?