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Guy- Sometimes I get the feeling like you've been fucking my imaginary brother, but then I think its my imagination and there's no way you've been fucking the midget fuck.
Guy's ex-fuck buddy- You're wrong about him, the five foot nothing guy is not your brother, but he's also not imaginary and he really does have a bigger cock than you do.
Guy- I'm gonna have to find him.
Guy finds other guy:
Guy- She says you have a bigger cock than me, I'm gonna have to cut off just a teenie weenie bit of it.
Other guy- What the fuck?
Two friends who both knowingly received head from the same girl.
Gabe- Hey just got head from Dana
Connor- No way! I did too. We're blown brothers
You can’t recover from this insult, it will absolutely end your career and your life’ll be ruined
Eugene: ur family tree LGBT
Chad: ur brother sexually identifies as other
Eugene: *loses his job and commits suicide a day later*
what you are with one or multiple of your friends after the act of nutting in a cup after, before or at the same time of your friend or friend’s then mixing it splitting it into even portions and taking it like it’s a shot of vodka
JJ says “We are all officially Nut Brothers”
Everyone cheers “Yes we are”
A younger man who hates on his people
John your being a real brother ruckus always hating on our brotha Jimmy’s ideas.
National slap your brother day is in October 6th
Slap your brother day
Worse than every fathomable insult that a man can tolerate, every time this is said, a curse haunts your family for years, and any and all brothers immediate die of cardiac arrest
Carl: ur mom gay
Steve: Your grandpap a trap
Carl: Don’t make me do this Steve
Steve: I bet you won’t , do it pussy
Carl: your brother a man lover
Steve: immediately implodes, brothers die of severe heart attacks, family rejoices, any man born for the next 20 years dies at age 1. There are no survivors.