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The color of Jared Padalecki's eyes
Not quite green or blue or gold, Jared's eyes are texas sunset
When you have a homosexual threesome with someone’s father and stepfather simultaneously.
I took your dad and stepdad to Carls Jr and we split a Texas Three Piece in the bathroom.
The sexual act of your male counterpart inserting his testicles your mouth while it is filled with chili sauce.
My girlfriend gave me a Texas dipper in a motel 6 bathroom.
When your on a road trip with the guys and the car breaks down in 100degree heat and you and the guys decide to have group anal sex while you wait for AAA
O man the smell! Smells like a west Texas soup kitchen in here!
Any kid who has an older brother and he has small penis and is in highschool or college
That sucks your brother has a Texas Tator Tot.
What's up Texas Tator Tot.
I heard that boy has a Texas Tator Tot.
When a girl is about to leave the bed but a guy grabs the girl back by her pussy
Don't try a Texas hookem on your girlfriend
The act where a male eats a hot dog while in engaging in sex in the doggy position while the female rubs mustard at the males dick
Jimmy I totally did the texas turnaround on Jessica last night