Hym "I would stop being an asshole but... My balls... They're just so dry.... But wait! You could fix it! You could save humanity... I mean... Why would you not? Would it harm you? Would it harm you to slobber on my nobber? I think not! So there's no reason to protest! Sucking my dick is a harmless way for you to improve my quality of life AND the lives of everyone around me!"
Somebody or something that screwed up and could also be called a Jackass.
Tyler was acting like an asshole when he tried to print a literal brick.
something like: „Hey! U r my asshole, piece of shit man!
1. A person (usually male) who engages in acts that put his feelings or rights above those of others. However, the degree of asshole this person is depends entirely on whether the person concerned realizes that he is an asshole or not.
2. A word typically used by females in attempt to make their male partner feel guilty about something he should not feel guilty about.
1. Moll: Tom and Dick are both assholes! Why'd you wanna fuck with Tom instead?
Nell: Cos Dick is an asshole and he knows it!
2. Why did you fuck her you asshole? Didn't you know that next week would be the first time we were ever gonna meet?