4-Beer NDA

When out drinking with co-workers or business associates and have consumed the equivalent of 4 beers, a 4-Beer non-disclosure agreement (NDA) can be enacted. Under the 4-Beer NDA, any rants that you roll or shit you talk about your manager, C-Types, co-workers, business, company or otherwise are not be discussed outside of that group.

While out boozing with some co-workers at the local pub, Jim finishes his 4th round. He has some juicy shit about the CMO that he would like to announce. Before announcing that the 55 year old CMO is banging the 17 year old intern, he requests that all recognize that they are now under the 4-Beer NDA.

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beer google request

When you come home at the end of the night, and decide to drunkenly check your facebook. In the process accepting or rejecting friend requests with little consideration. Especially bad for when you accept or deny people you previously gave the inbox rot. Similar situation to when beer makes a member of the opposite sex look better, requestees on facebook look better.

Goddamn! I didn't get invited to Tegan's party cause she sent me a beer google request and I denied her request on facebook! Fuck!

Who the hell ARE all of these people? I must have accepted them in a beer goggle request!

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beer darts

when you try to knock the other guys beer off the table with darts. if you hit his beer and knock it off, you win. if you miss, you take a drink of your own.

oh man i was playing beer darts last night and i totally kicked his a$$.

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South African beer

Not really beer at all, It is just Zebra piss drank out of a vuvuzela by South African's whilst they stand around smoking vulture brains and talking about how shit their country is.

Man1: "Hey Heinrich, anymore of this warm golden South African beer to quench my thirst?"

Heinrich: "Yeh, smoking these vulture brains really makes you thirsty hey.......... by the way, how shit is our country?"

Man1: "Pretty shit indeed"

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Root Beer Float

While receiveing the ever so popular "Rim Job", a man blows a wet "Shart" (The act of farting shit) into a females face, then quickly rolling over and "Polishing one off" (The act of quickly forceing ones self to ejactulate) into the females face, thus creating the brown, acting as the rootbeer, and white, acting as the ice cream.

Sara, "That sure was a great Root Beer float Thomas, but boy was it messy!"

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I'd have a beer

Something you say before you get into a car wreck

I'd have a beer kaboom car wreck

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Beer-Hundred Hours

Beer-o'clock, for those serving in the armed forces.

"Bloody hell, is it beer-hundred hours already Field Marshall?"

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