Typical friday night. You surrended by endless happines. Life couldn't get better.
Hey guys, want to meet up for some beers and burgers on friday? HECK YA
A name created by 3 friends as an alternate ego for an imaginary relentless Chicago Mafia Boss.
"They call him, Burger Jackson, They say he's the most ruthless of em' all. "
When you put too much sauce on a burger and spend the entire time fighting to keep to keep it together.
Person A: *covers burger in ketchup*
Person B: how much ketchup??? You’ll end up with a slippery burger…..
When two Taiwanese lady boys sandwich you in between them and penetrate at the same time
yo i had a crazy night last night, two lady boys " Taiwanese Lady Burgered" me when the double penetrated my hole"
To have burger on, means to be hard. You see a baddy, and dont want her to know it, so you tell your friend that you have burger on.
Lines: "Look at that baddie"
Burg: "Oh my, now i have burger on"
A burger dedicated to absorbing excessive alcohol after a long night out
Oh man, I had so much fun at that client dinner, I hope my wife doesn’t find out how drunk I am. I need a safety burger!