Super Ninja Monkey Death Car

ummm a super death car driven by a ninja monkey. Also, a best selling book on News Radio.

I am the dragons testicle feel mt power... Donkey, donkey, donkey Super
Ninja Monkey Death Car.~Mr. James

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too far red car

A way to say 'too far' while adding that extra oomph that lets you know just how far it has gone

Fran: Oh my god, James cancelled on me at the last minute
Grace: Wooah man too far
Fran: He told me he had to go to a family thing but he actually went out with Chris instead!
Grace: Too far red car !!!

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im in my mums car broom broom

WHEN YOU HATE LIFE YOU MAKE A SUCKY VINE

Im in my mums car broom broom. Get me car. AHHm WHEN YOU HATE LIFE YOU MAKE A SUCKY VINE

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JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR

A reference to an internet meme whose roots trace back to the a webcomic "Toothpaste for Dinner" dated August 30, 2005, titled “Basic Electronic Symbols."
In this comic strip, there were drawings of a Resistor, a Capacitor, and JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR.

Nowadays the phrase is a typical response to phrases or combinations of phrases like such as:
"Rawr."
"I am a lion"
">:3"

Depending on whether Jesus Christ is present or not, he may render assistance to your current predicament.

Lion: "Rawr. I am a Lion. >:3"
You: "JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR!"
Jesus Christ with a sawed-off shotgun: "I'll handle the lion, you just get in the car."

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fuck up a one car funeral procession

this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.

That moron could fuck up a one car funeral procession.

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Irish Car Bath

When one uses the windshield washer and squeegee at the gas station to clean other parts of the car.

A bird crapped on the hood of my car, so I just pulled into Shell and gave it an Irish Car Bath after I filled up.

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My car is slow bai

"my car is slow" is a relative statement. It's true, of course, since the person who used it will have something to compare it with;

Concord at speed or Formula One car driven hard.

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