When you cut off somebodyβs face whilst wearing a gold foil tracksuit, put your erect penis through the mouth hole and skull fuck the faceless victim.
P1: wow thatβs a cool tracksuit, I bet he wears it so people donβt know how successful he is.
P2: heβs probably about to give some a Dirty Alec
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The act of diving from a 25 meter high diving board and onto the penis of another man, this can be performed analy or vaginally. Bonus points are added of you injure yourself in the process
"Bro, my girlfriend nearly broke her ankles after we did a Dirty Ryder last night."
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Short girl about 5'2 maybe 5'3 with alot of weird friends and a lot of time on her hands.
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When you take a shit on the toilet while getting head, then you get up and push the girl's face into the toilet bowl.
Did you hear that Katie got Dirty shitfaced by Tom?
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When you get a world record speedrun on Gta5 100% while beating your dick to a sexy nerd named Liam, gargle 3 day old warm cum, do a handstand and projectile shit into the air and spit the cum out of your mouth, catch it in the cup, then catch the shit in your mouth and swallow it as fast as you can, put on a g string and run to the kitchen, fill a cup with milo and pour the 3 day old warm cum into the cup of milo and down that then jump up and down until you inevitably throw up then write 69 digits of pi on the wall in under 24.5 seconds all while getting a tattoo of your mothers face on the head of your penis
Yeah man it was crazy, I stayed at Dylanβs house last night and he pulled of a dirty Bailey, Iβve never seen anything like it
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When somebody spews out jizz in your car and after about a week it starts stinkin up like shit and you can't find where the smell is coming from
I pulled a Dirty Camden on Joe I spilled my man chowder in his glove compartment
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Someone who just wanted to follow the trend but their name had no definition
Not able to find your name on a coke bottle?...must be a dirty remy.
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