One who believes that he is superior to others in all things. One can usually be spotted by their half clad myspace pictures with spray-on tans and sideways hats.
"Hey Tyler"
"Yeah"
"You remember that guy that we went to high school with. Y'know, the one that was a complete douchebag."
"Oh yeah, that guy was such a douche! All he ever did was complain about his fuckin' douchey life. What was his name again? Brandon Richards?"
"Richardson, actually."
"Whatever. He's still a douche face douche bag doucher."
"Well said, good Sir."
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The self indulged species known as the Douche, scientific name douchetus maximus?! This species is found in many different environments including, but not limited to, clubs, parties, television shows like the jersey shore. Other regions the douche inhabit are New jersey, new york, california, florida. Sometimes the species likes to invade new regions such as colleges or other higher learning institutes to add more genes in the limited gene pool they have now.
Mike- The Situation
Pauly D - The Problem
Ronny,and Vinny.
Female Douche bags -- Snookie, J woww, Sammy, and Angelina
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A word used to one up someone who calls you a douchebag.
Example:
John: Brad you are such a douchebag.. Haha
Instigator: ooooh.. man he clowned u... aren't u gonna get back at him?
Brad: Well john... yer.. Uhh... a... umm... A douche nozzle!
Instigator: Burn!!!
*John hangs his head in shame*
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Adj: 1) A person who spouts forth douchebaggery like a hose sprays water. 2) A person who has nothing competent to add but useless drama or needless facts.
That girl is such a douche nozzle, all we hear is drama drama drama!
That guy is so full of himself, a real douche nozzle!
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Someone who drives towards you with their high beams on and doesn't turn them off as you get closer to them.
Dan: Wow look at this fuck head with his high beams on coming right at me.
Tone: Fucking Douche Nozzle.
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When your level of douchebaggery results in multiple servings to the people and world around you.
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a person that just uses that name because they dunno what it means
hey jery your a douche bag hahaha
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