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One who posts mostly gay feminine material on their wall to hit on the new guy who is straight who the facebook fag has a boner for. Face book fags like dancing, playing with Domo, picking flowers, baking muffins, collecting gay porn, collecting vibrators, and looking at guys junk while using public restroom urinals.
I invited kevin to my friends list, we knew eachother from high school never really liked him but who cares its facebook. Now he's acting like a facebook fag on me posting very gay videos on his wall. He tells all his friends to call him gay as if he wants everyone to know hes available. I think he might have a gay little crush on me, looks like he's trying to proposition me. I'm going to just tell him that i'm flattered but I don't swing that way. He needs to know so that he can get me out of his perverted little mind.
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The friends of friends ( on facebook) you get to know
how many people you get to know from ur friends on the facebook.
U mean "facebook fertility"
Yes
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Someone who goes through your old posts and photos on Facebook and comments on them, resulting in a large chain of spam which usually contain vulgar terms directed at this necrologist.
Oh my god Frank is such a Facebook necrologist, he gave me 50 notifications and everyone who got em too is pissed as fuck at him!!!
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A person (usually a guy) who has a Facebook to impress other people. Usually these people don't know what they're doing when they're using Facebook. They'll upload pictures and update their status every now and then but they rarely ever talk to people and they don't have a clue what the hell they are doing. Usually their girlfriend or has their password and likes to go in and read their mail and make sure he's not cheating on her. This usually happens when the chick does not trust the guy or vice versa. Usually there is that one chick who is a lot hotter then the girlfriend and likes the guy. The girlfriend is threatened by this chick. Therefore, she will go in and remove the chick from the guy's friends. Why? Because he is "Facebook retarded" and doesn't know or care what goes down on his page.
Also, usually when someone sends this person a message over Facebook chat he usually will send short responses or he will never even respond. He also will go offline and go idle a lot and his activity on Facebook will be very strange.
Girl 1 - "Damn, why did that Wendell remove me from his friends? I didn't do nuthin!"
Girl 2 - "His chick probably went in and removed you from his friends. After all, Wendell is Facebook retarded."
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Girl 1 - "How come Wendell's status updates never sound like him?"
Girl 2 - "One of his homies probably updates it for him. Wendell is Facebook retarded. Ya digg?"
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Girl 1 - "Why does Wendell never respond to my messages!?"
Girl 2 - "Chill girl, his chick probably goes in and deletes them because she knows you love him and she knows that you're a helluva lot hotter then she is. After all, we all know Wendell is Facebook retarded."
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Something posted of facebook the poster knows his/her friends will enjoy seeing that is not published, in the hopes that they will haphazzardly stumble across it.
The info section of Ricky's Facebook profile is just loaded with facebook landmines. I laughed my ass of reading it.
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An event which is spread around facebook by people with nothing better to do. Everyone does it- for one day. It then dies out and another waltzes in to yet again captivate the facebook population.
Facebooker: Hey man, shoes off for America!
Regular person: What? Oh, just another Facebook fetish.
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Facebook Mondays, or FBM, occurs when a facebook user enters their account on Monday morning to discover they have been tagged in numerous photos that capture their recent indiscretions of the weekend. Typically this includes photos of one engaging in activities that they're not particularly proud of. As a result, the individual finds themselves having to untag multiple photos to relieve themselves of embarrassment. When a user finds themselves in this position they have been hit with a case of "Facebook Mondays."
Susan opens her facebook account with a look of shock on her face.
Bob: What's wrong?
Susan: Facebook Mondays...there's so many drunk pictures of me from this weekend!
What?! I had no idea I was making out with that chick, who took these pictures?! FBM!
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