the biggest nao egokoro simp ever. he is simping for nao 24/7
"hey have you heard of nepeta from tiktok"
"yeah he's a huge nao simp"
literally the greatest human being on planet earth, there are literally no words in the entire universe to describe how amazing of a human being in all the multiverses. every parallel universe he is just better, always the best person, way better than i, haylie, is okay? anything he says to dispute that is cap.
haylie: michael from og.starmic is the best human being in the entire world
michael: no im not, you're better
haylie: cap
Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
A gay lunatic that back stabs you, and spreads rumors . Do not trust him. No, he has no drip.
Person 1: Do u know Drippy_DJ from iFunny.
Person 2: Yeah he’s lit.
Person 1: No he isn’t. He told everyone that I was asking girls for nudes and sending my dick.
Person 2: Oh, I didn’t know that, I’ll watch out for him.
The art of eating pussy while a chick is doggy position.
Bro, I was Eatin' Cat From The Back last night. My nose was in her asshole but she loved it!
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: You Are Derived From A Meaningless Existence: The First Juvenile Release