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When your bitch is flat out stolen from you.
Kevin: So what happened yesterday?
Emily: I was going to meet you for our anniversary dinner but then I met this other guy and got tied up
Kevin: How bout this weekend?
Emily: Well me and this other guy really hit it off... so I probably shouldn't see you anymore, sorry.
Kevin: Damn, I really hate getting Wolff'd
To get pranked or screwed over
Ha you fell for that??! Get gamed bro?
When your girlfriend comes up behind you, acting completely harmless and then proceeds to wrap all her limbs around you and wrestles you to the ground so you are face up staring at the bright ceiling lights. Now you are restrained down on the ground feeling as though you are a roasting chicken beneath the bright oven lights with absolutely nothing you can do but be cooked alive.
Bro, last night I was getting chickened by my girlfriend for 30 minutes while my air frier was heating up
to have sexual intercourse under the covers of a bed while it is being filled with air from a fan.
"Who's getting iglooed tonight?"
The last words you will ever hear. Often said by parents when children don't behave.
Getting kicked from a Playstation group chat
You better shut up before you get lilyed