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Saying this in the hood is a reliable way to get yourself killed.
Gangsta: yo tryna cop this fat sack?
Snitch: I'm calling the police!
Gangsta: scuse me mothafucka?
Snitch: yeah you hea-
*Gunshots*
Da smart-alacky remark dat you glibly toss back at your "little princess/pumpkin" date's father when he warns you, "Whatever you do to my daughter, I'll do to you."
Demurely telling your new gal's dad, "That's fine --- I'm bi" may indeed be sarcastically amusing by implying dat you would actually ENJOY having said paternal dude make you "take it up da bum", but said remark could also "backfire" (pun not intended, but it works well here!), especially if dat family is of the conservative-minded variety... even if they don't truly believe dat you actually meant it, they may still be highly offended at da flippant "either/or" sexual reference, and so the girl may no longer wish to date you, and her parents may not want their precious Miss Vulnerable to be hanging around with "some foul-mouthed/coarse-minded dude" like you.
Uttered 59 times in 3 minutes during the interview of a member of the Compton Majestics Car Club while he is telling the story about when he got to prison and sold drugs and why he's totally not a member of a gang. Rockstar Games Sunday Driver documentary, from 25:27 to 28:32 (if you are watching from the original DVD).
25:36
And I got out like, beginning of '84, you know I'm sayin' and you know, when I got out in '84, you know gibberish there wasn't a pentientiary already. You know when I got out and I'm like, you know, my homeboy gibberish nigga you know came picked me up with my mom you know I'm sayin' and he went around the corner he had a little spot you know you know you know uh you can call it his dope house or whatever you know so we goin' houses right and he like "you know, what's up homie you want some freaks?" you know so you know I'm lookin' at him like "nigga whatcha talkin' about?" you know I'm sayin'...
26:46
Bullshit I'm like "what the fuck is that man?" you know I'm sayin', you like, you know I'm sayin' that's, you know, that's some rocks you know I'm sayin'
When you have a MILF/cougar who you have to let know she your baby and you are the daddy
your the baby I'm the daddy
When you have a MILF/cougar and have to let her know she the baby and you the daddy!
your the baby I'm the daddy
A sarcastic response to a false and or generally fucking stupid accusation
of any kind
Typically of political or racist varieties
Based on a genuine response from the CEO of TikTok Shou Zi Chew about alleged connections between ByteDance and the Chinese government brought up by US Senator Tom Cotton
Senator: Are you a Chinese Communist?
CEO: Senator, I'm Singaporean