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When you ejaculate, cough up blood and shit at the same time
Guy 1: bro I just had some Neapolitan ice cream
Guy 2: gross
To masturbate in a refrigerator.
Did you hear Ian pull a iced tea??
Will do in a pinch, but not what you're choosing from the ice cream van
He was alright, but he had a choc-ice dong.
Aww man, what a shame!
when you shit in the freezer and when its frozen you stick it back up your butt and wait for it to defrost then shit it out again
hey man whatd you do yesterday, i took a shit ice block
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To slather ice cream on your woman's pussy and lick it off.
After a night on the. Casino floor.were going up to the hotel room for some pie and ice cream. Boy. Vegas never tasted so good.
When your two friends ditch your party for ice skating and sex.
Alexia: it looks like you guys got this, we got other things to do.
Patrisha: oh man they’re totally doing THE Ice skating Maneuver *wink* *nudge*
The #1 candy in the USA that arrived in Brazil with all flavor and no sugar, in Coolmint and Sours versions, full of flavor and freshness crystals, to "nenhuma bééééd parar você".
Tá de bode, cristalzinho? Vai de Ice Breakers Brasil, pra nenhuma bééééd parar você.