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piss on the parade

the act of ruining a good time because you need to go to the bathroom.

when a group of friends are a theme park and suzzy says hang on i need to go to bathroom. a group member may retort, way to piss on the parade suzzy, you always take long shits, hurry up!

by rawdogkilla November 4, 2013

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Sumbitch pissed

A state of intense displeasure; often occurring whilst under the influence of alcohol.

"Where's my goddamn pants at? Sumbitch pissed!"

by jacobdubya October 12, 2011

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possum piss

Another name for a popular Australian beer from Queensland called xxxx, though called possum piss by people from out side of the state of Queensland

Hey Dazza pass me a can of possum piss

by Southerner January 15, 2020

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Piss Hanger

When you shake your penis after pissing but there will always be one drop remaining.

Rob: Don't tell me you had a shit in there.

Dan: I didn't! It was just a massive piss hanger.

by Maple P Story May 13, 2013

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non-piss

What teetotallers like to do at the weekend.

I went out on the non-piss last night.

by Little-Miss-Hermaphrodite May 5, 2008

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piss claim

To claim property on someone or something by figuratively pissing on the discussed object. Referring to what dogs do with territory.

Guy 1 -"Did you notice how John came to me when I was talking with Staycie?"
Guy 2 -"Well, he has a big crush on her."
Guy 1 -"His comment about spending the weekend with her was totally unnecessary."
Guy 2 -"He was just piss claiming her from you."

by Urรญas Peรฑa April 13, 2015

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Piss wiggles

When you need to use the bathroom but are forced to hold it leading to strange behaviors conducted to ease the body of its natural needs

Jim: *circular hip motion*
Henry: yo wtf, quit that gay shit

Jim: no choice, got the piss wiggles

Henry:โ€ฆโ€ฆ..ok.

by Inferno_ September 2, 2021

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