Like the beast/as the beast

an expression used to emphosise the verb it is placed after.

also expresses the idea that you are soo (verb) that it is like a beast tearing away at you and you can feel nothing but (verb)

dude, I am hungry like the beast/as the beast
dude, I hunger like the beast

Im tired as the beast today
I could sleep like the beast if I didnt have to finish this script by 5

that guy last night with the ear ring, he was drunk as the beast

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Eat it like a horsey

When one drunken college friend offers another a small morsel to eat, but in order to receive said food the individual must "eat it like a horsey," which means they must lick/chew it off their hand.

Moly:You want some of this pizza?
Gresson: Yes!!!!
Moly: EAT IT LIKE A HORSEY

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cat-like readiness

On edge, waiting for something while in an extreme state of anxiety and/or anticipation

She sat in the passenger seat, existing in a state of cat-like readiness, for her date to make his move

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On it like blue bonnet

I'll all over it.

You're already started on a favor someone asks of you. Then they ask you if you've started and you say, "I'm on it like blue bonnet"

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I Like Cheese

noun: (1) a really lame comic strip. (2) a nonsequitor thrown out to break the silence in a conversation or to change the topic. (3) a web forum highjacking throw-away line.

girl #1: Did you hear that guy is hung like a horse?
girl #2: Yeah. I sure would like a piece of that.
guy: I like cheese.

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Cut like Seles

to be cut up(upset,angered,victimised) like the great champion tennis player Monica Seles who was unfortunately and famously stabbed on court in 1993 by a deranged fan.

Matt - I only told him his girlfriend was a whore. How cut does he get!

Mick - yeah he's cut like seles.

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to sing like a bird

A) To voluntarily confess your 'secular sins to the cops
B) for monotheists, to confess their religious sins, not actual legal crimes, duringg confession
C) to rat out other members of your criminal enterprise

If you are going sing like a bird definition c), you should probably cowboy up and go to jail , not get witness protection, since you don't want to sing like a bird, definition a) as well.

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