Battery operated boyfriend (BOB)

A vibrator attached to a sex doll

Today my Battery operated boyfriend (BOB) ran out of batteries so I had to masturbate by hand

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Niggatron Bob Johnson Bowling Team

The place where OG’s are born and raised. The real ones. They always got each others backs.

“Yo nigga you rep eastside or west side?”
“Neither I rep Niggatron Bob Johnson Bowling Team”

I think Tupac and Biggie were part of the Niggatron Bob Johnson Bowling Team

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J and silent bob road trip

When several People from online all have the same opinion and deserve to get their ass kicked, so you and your buddy(s) decide to find out where they live, then going on a road trip (or flying) and driving to each individual's house and kicking their ass.

guy 1: "Dude did you see what those assholes said about owl city on the internet?!"

guy 2: "yeah! I think its time for a J and silent bob road trip!"

guy 1: "what?!"

guy 2: "we're gonna go find and kick their asses!"

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high blood pressure bob

Skiing and Sex. And lots of it.

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fuck ass bob energy

something very unserious and a little strange, very unexpected.

"I was watching this show and he just ripped off his shirt and turned into a werewolf?!"

"I'm cryinggg that's so fuck ass bob energy..."

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Bobs, who might take over YouTube. But probably not.

☻/
/▌
/ \

This Is Bob. He is going to take over YouTube and stuff..

Examples of "Bobs, who might take over YouTube. But probably not."

Example 1:

☻/
/▌ This Is Bob. Copy And Paste him.
/ \ So he can take over youtube.

Example 2:

/▌
/ \ ☻ _
This is Bob, copy and paste this if you think
he is a piece of shit and can't take over a cardboard box.

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Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler

Ole boy, drives a tractor trailer all day (sun up-sun down)
Always has a sore buttocks.
Constantly looking for workers on his farm but more importantly someone to rub his big fat ass!
Claims his ass looks like rigotta cheese wrapped tight in a plastic bag.
Claims his ass looks a pickle that’s been stepped on by a football team with cleats on.
Doesn’t like having them little cellulose bubbles in his ass and wants a good rub down.

That big bastard on the tractor is a Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler! His ass must be sore!

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