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When an Asian girl cuts off your foreskin burns it then staples it back on.
Yo dawg, did you hear Marquette got an Asian Inverse Dragon last night!
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When your girl is on her period, pull out when you’re about to cum and nut in her ass, then mix it with pepto bismol and let ‘er rip
Guy: Hey wanna do this Afghan Pink Dragon Thing?
Girl: I’m pregnant
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superdash
"superdash"
- Dragon Ball FighterZ
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An act of which a most un-intellegent person who has indulged in syntetic narcotics wigs out after feeling like they are O.D'ing. Often the subject/spanner who is "falling off the dragon" Will be found flat on their back making pirate like noises. A person who has fallen off the dragon can be revived simply by pouring cold water on them.
Person 1. "Oh dear, looks like Tony has fallen off the dragon" Person 2. "what makes you say that?" "Person 1. "he is lying on the floor screaming like captain blackbeard"
Tony "hey guys, sorry I fell off the dragon last night, too many sunthetics Im affraid."
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created by two stoners in the country, you put 2 bowls in a water pipe and hit a ghost.
Yo, you ready for the double headed dragon ?
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Better than reading about guys who run around in tights, or watching D class imitations of japanese catoons made by white boys who couldn't hack it in japan
Dragon Ball Z was a great series, but not really accessible to young children over here because there is no enslaving of animals into iddy biddy living spaces, or guns with lots of explosions.
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When Lucifer was banished from heaven he walked across the earth to get to hell. During his journey, as he walked, an onion grew in his right footstep and a garlic in his left. This walk shaped his vision of hell. While walking he felt the pain of losing a close companion or friend, the Lord. From this he imagined the 7 layers of hell, each level represented a way the great and all might lord had hurt and betrayed him. Thus the lord, God, through Lucifer created the ultimate suffering for man, Hell. The journey started on what we know as Dec 16 and continued through Dec 24. This epic didn't just shape heaven and hell but shaped the suffering we all face on the earth.
Today has felt like the walk of the red dragon.
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